From bridezillas and wedding planners to mother-in-laws, bad bridesmaids, and clueless best menat last, a laugh-a-minute survival guide for men about the pitfalls and pleasures of getting married In this wedding survival guide written by a man for other men, the reader will find no references to "your special day" and no floral motifsthis book offers sensible and realistic advice while providing belly laughs and wry insights into the terror and wonder of the last decision you'll ever make. Using hilarious quotes from films, books, and TV shows, the guide provides a serious groom's-eye view of everything from the proposal to out of control mother-in-laws to feral best men. A wedding is about you and your partner, your friends and family, and fun times, not silver-gilded wedding programs and bonbonniere (don't ask). Enjoying the wedding process is about perspective, good humor, and not taking the whole production too seriously. So sit back, learn a bit about wedding stuff as well as your bride and what she's going through, and have a few laughs along the way.

Mark Connelly is a former lawyer who turned to writing as "a much less demanding and less harmful way to spend one's time." His work has appeared in the short-lived Manic Times paper and website, New Matilda, and the online policy magazine, Insight. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.