Life on the Mississippi 1983

by ;
Edition: Revised
Format: Paperback
Pub. Date: 2001-11-01
Publisher(s): Signet Classics
  • Free Shipping Icon

    This Item Qualifies for Free Shipping!*

    *Excludes marketplace orders.

List Price: $5.20

Rent Book

Select for Price
There was a problem. Please try again later.

New Book

We're Sorry
Sold Out

Used Book

We're Sorry
Sold Out

eBook

We're Sorry
Not Available

How Marketplace Works:

  • This item is offered by an independent seller and not shipped from our warehouse
  • Item details like edition and cover design may differ from our description; see seller's comments before ordering.
  • Sellers much confirm and ship within two business days; otherwise, the order will be cancelled and refunded.
  • Marketplace purchases cannot be returned to eCampus.com. Contact the seller directly for inquiries; if no response within two days, contact customer service.
  • Additional shipping costs apply to Marketplace purchases. Review shipping costs at checkout.

Summary

Many of the earliest books, particularly those dating back to the 1900s and before, are now extremely scarce and increasingly expensive. We are republishing these classic works in affordable, high quality, modern editions, using the original text and artwork.

Author Biography

Mark Twain was born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in Florida, Missouri, in 1835, and died at Redding, Connecticut in 1910. In his person and in his pursuits he was a man of extraordinary contrasts. Although he left school at twelve when his father died, he was eventually awarded honorary degrees from Yale University, the University of Missouri, and Oxford University. His career encompassed such varied occupations as printer, Mississippi riverboat pilot, journalist, travel writer, and publisher. He made fortunes from his writing but toward the end of his life he had to resort to lecture tours to pay his debts. He was hot-tempered, profane, and sentimentaland also pessimistic, cynical, and tortured by self-doubt. His nostalgia helped produce some of his best books. He lives in American letters as a great artist, the writer whom William Dean Howells called “the Lincoln of our literature.”
Justin Kaplan is an editor, biographer, and author of Mr. Clemens and Mark Twain and Walt Whitman: A Life, among other books. He is a member of the American Academy of  Arts and Letters.

Table of Contents

Introduction xv
Chapter I
1(5)
The Mississippi Is Well Worth Reading About
It Is Remarkable
Instead of Widening Toward Its Mouth, It Grows Narrower
It Empties Four Hundred and Six Million Tons of Mud
It Was First Seen in 1542
It Is Older Than Some Pages in European History
De Soto Has the Pull
Older Than the Atlantic Coast
Some Half-Breeds Chip In
La Salle Thinks He Will Take a Hand
Chapter II
6(5)
La Salle Again Appears, and So Does a Catfish
Buffaloes Also
Some Indian Paintings Are Seen on the Rocks
``The Father of Waters'' Does Not Flow into the Pacific
More History and Indians
Some Curious Performances
Not Early English
Natchez, or the Site of It, Is Approached
Chapter III
11(14)
A Little History
Early Commerce
Coal Fleets and Timber Rafts
We Start on a Voyage
I Seek Information
Some Music
The Trouble Begins
Tall Talk
The Child of Calamity
Ground and Lofty Tumbling
The Washup
Business and Statistics
Mysterious Band
Thunder and Lightning
The Captain Speaks
Allbright Weeps
The Mystery Settled
Chaff
I Am Discovered
Some Artwork Proposed
I Give an Account of Myself
Released
Chapter IV
25(4)
The Boys' Ambition
Village Scence
Steamboat Pictures
A Heavy Swell
A Runaway
Chapter V
29(4)
A Traveler
A Lively Talker
A Wildcat Victim
Chapter VI
33(6)
Besieging the Pilot
Taken Along
Spoiling a Nap
Fishing for a Plantation
``Points'' on the River
A Gorgeous Pilothouse
Chapter VII
39(6)
River Inspectors
Cottonwoods and Plum Point
Hat-Island Crossing
Touch and Go
It Is a Go
A Lightning Pilot
Chapter VIII
45(5)
A Heavy-Loaded Big Gun
Sharp Sights in Darkness
Abandoned to His Fate
Scraping the Banks
Learn Him or Kill Him
Chapter IX
50(6)
Shake the Reef
Reason Dethroned
The Face of the Water
A Bewitching Scene
Romance and Beauty
Chapter X
56(5)
Putting on Airs
Taken Down a Bit
Learn It as It Is
The River Rising
Chapter XI
61(6)
In the Tract Business
Effects of the Rise
Plantations Gone
A Measureless Sea
A Somnambulist Pilot
Supernatural Piloting
Nobody There
All Saved
Chapter XII
67(5)
Low Water
Yawl Sounding
Buoys and Lanterns
Cubs and Soundings
The Boat Sunk
Seeking the Wrecked
Chapter XIII
72(7)
A Pilot's Memory
Wages Soaring
A Universal Grasp
Skill and Nerve
Testing a ``Cub''
``Back Her for Life''
A Good Lesson
Chapter XIV
79(6)
Pilots and Captains
High-Priced Pilots
Pilots in Demand
A Whistler
A Cheap Trade
Two-Hundred-and-Fifty-Dollar Speed
Chapter XV
85(10)
New Pilots Undermining the Pilots' Association
Crutches and Wages
Putting on Airs
The Captains Weaken
The Association Laughs
The Secret Sign
An Admirable System
Rough on Outsiders
A Tight Monopoly
No Loophole
The Railroads and the War
Chapter XVI
95(9)
All Aborad
A Glorious Start
Loaded to Win
Bands and Bugles
Boats and Boats
Racers and Racing
Chapter XVII
104(6)
Cutoffs
Ditching and Shooting
Mississippi Changes
A Wild Night
Swearing and Guessing
Stephen in Debt
He Confuses His Creditors
He Makes a New Deal
Will Pay Them Alphabetically
Chapter XVIII
110(5)
Sharp Schooling
Shadows
I Am Inspected
Where Did You Get Them Shoes?
Pull Her Down
I Want to Kill Brown
I Try to Run Her
I Am Complimented
Chapter XIX
115(4)
A Question of Veracity
A Little Unpleasantness
I Have an Audience with the Captain
Mr. Brown Retires
Chapter XX
119(5)
I Become a Passenger
We Hear the News
A Thunderous Crash
They Stand to Their Posts
In the Blazing Sun
A Gruesome Spectacle
His Hour Has Struck
Chapter XXI
124(1)
I Get My License
The War Begins
I Become a Jack-of-All-Trades
Chapter XXII
124(7)
I Try the Alias Business
Region of Goatees
Boots Begin to Appear
The River Man Is Missing
The Young Man Is Discouraged
Specimen Water
A Fine Quality of Smoke
A Supreme Mistake
We Inspect the Town
Desolation Way Traffic
A Woodyard
Chapter XXIII
131(3)
Old French Settlements
We Start for Memphis
Young Ladies and Russia-Leather Bags
Chapter XXIV
134(5)
I Receive Some Information
Alligator Boats
Alligator Talk
She Was a Rattler to Go
I Am Found Out
Chapter XXV
139(5)
The Devil's Oven and Table
A Bombshell Falls
No Whitewash
Thirty Years on the River
Mississippi Uniforms
Accidents and Casualties
Two Hundred Wrecks
A Loss to Literature
Sunday Schools and Brick Masons
Chapter XXVI
144(6)
War Talk
I Tilt Over Backwards
Fifteen Shot Holes
A Plain Story
Wars and Feuds
Darnell versus Watson
A Gang and a Woodpile
Western Grammar
River Changes
New Madrid
Floods and Falls
Chapter XXVII
150(5)
Tourists and Their Notebooks
Captain Hall
Mrs. Trollope's Emotions
Hon. Charles Augustus Murray's Sentiment
Captain Marryat's Sensations
Alexander Mackay's Feelings
Mr. Parkman Reports
Chapter XXVIII
155(7)
Swinging Down the River
Named for Me
Plum Point Again
Lights and Snag Boats
Infinite Changes
A Lawless River
Changes and Jetties
Uncle Mumford Testifies
Pegging the River
What the Government Does
The Commission Men and Theories
``Had Them Bad''
Jews and Prices
Chapter XXIX
162(8)
Murel's Gang
A Consummate Villain
Getting Rid of Witenesses
Stewart Turns Traitor
I Start a Rebellion
I Get a New Suit of Clothes
We Cover Our Tracks
Pluck and Capacity
A Good Samaritan City
The Old and the New
Chapter XXX
170(6)
A Melancholy Picture
On the Move
River Gossip
She Went By A-sparklin'
Amenities of Life
A World of Misinformation
Eloquence of Silence
Striking a Snag
Photographically Exact
Plank Sidewalks
Chapter XXXI
176(13)
Mutinous Language
The Dead House
Cast-Iron German and Flexible English
A Dying Man's Confession
I Am Bound and Gagged
I Get Myself Free
I Begin My Search
The Man with One Thumb
Red Paint and White Paper
He Dropped on His Knees
Fright and Gratitude
I Fled Through the Woods
A Grisly Spectacle
Shout, Man, Shout
A Look of Surprise and Triumph
Tbe Muffled Gurgle of a Mocking Laugh
How Strangely Things Happen
The Hidden Money
Chapter XXXII
189(4)
Ritter's Narrative
A Question of Money
Napoleon
Somebody Is Serious
Where the Prettiest Girl Used to Live
Chapter XXXIII
193(4)
A Question of Division
A Place Where There Was No License
The Calhoun Land Company
A Cotton Planter's Estimate
Halifax and Watermelons
Jeweled-Up Barkeepers
Chapter XXXIV
197(1)
An Austere Man
A Mosquito Policy
Facts Dressed in Tights
A Swelled Left Ear
Chapter XXXV
198(7)
Signs and Scars
Cannon Thunder Rages
Cave Dwellers
A Continual Sunday
A Ton of Iron and No Glass
The Ardent Is Saved
Mule Meat
A National Cemetery
A Dog and a Shell
Railroads and Wealth
Wharfage Economy
Vicksburg versus the Gold Dust
A Narrative in Anticipation
Chapter XXXVI
205(5)
The Professor Spins a Yarn
An Enthusiast in Cattle
He Makes a Proposition
Loading Beeves at Acapulco
He Wasn't Raised to It
He Is Roped In
His Dull Eyes Lit Up
Four Aces, You Ass!
He Doesn't Care for the Gores
Chapter XXXVII
210(1)
A Terrible Disaster
The Gold Dust Explodes Her Boilers
The End of a Good Man
Chapter XXXVIII
211(5)
Mr. Dickens Has a Word
Best Dwellings and Their Furniture
Albums and Music
Pantalettes and Conch Shells
Sugar-Candy Rabbits and Photographs
Horsehair Sofas and Snuffers
Rag Carpets and Bridal Chambers
Chapter XXXIX
216(5)
Rowdies and Beauty
Ice as Jewelry
Ice Manufacture
More Statistics
Some Drummers
Oleomargarine versus Butter
Olive Oil versus Cottonseed
The Answer Was Not Caught
A Terrific Episode
A Sulfurous Canopy
The Demons of War
The Terrific Gauntlet
Chapter XL
221(5)
In Flowers, like a Bride
A Whitewashed Castle
A Southern Prospectus
Pretty Pictures
An Alligator's Meal
Chapter XLI
226(3)
The Approaches to New Orleans
A Stirring Street
Sanitary Improvements
Journalistic Achievements
Cisterns and Wells
Chapter XLII
229(3)
Beautiful Graveyards
Chameleons and Panaceas
Inhumation and Infection
Mortality and Epidemics
The Cost of Funerals
Chapter XLIII
232(3)
I Meet an Acquaintance
Coffins and Swell Houses
Mrs. O'Flaherty Goes One Better
Epidemics and Embalming
Six Hundred for a Good Case
Joyful High Spirits
Chapter XLIV
235(6)
French and Spanish Parts of the City
Mr. Cable and the Ancient Quarter
Cabbages and Bouquets
Cows and Children
The Shell Road
The West End
A Good Square Meal
The Pompano
The Broom Brigade
Historical Painting
Southern Speech
Lagniappe
Chapter XLV
241(7)
``Waw'' Talk
Cockfighting
Too Much to Bear
Fine Writing
Mule Racing
Chapter XLVI
248(3)
Mardi Gras
The Mystic Crew
Rex and Relics
Sir Walter Scott
A World Set Back
Titles and Decorations
A Change
Chapter XLVII
251(2)
Uncle Remus
The Children Disappointed
We Read Aloud
Mr. Cable and Jean-ah Poquelin
Involuntary Trespass
The Gilded Age
An Impossible Combination
The Owner Materializes--and Protests
Chapter XLVIII
253(5)
Tight Curls and Springy Steps
Steam Plows
``No. 1.'' Sugar
A Frankenstein Laugh
Spiritual Postage
A Place Where there Are No Butchers or Plumbers
Idiotic Spasms
Chapter XLIX
258(5)
Pilot Farmers
Working on Shares
Consequences
Men Who Stick to Their Posts
He Saw What He Would Do
A Day After the Fair
Chapter L
263(4)
A Patriarch
Leaves from a Diary
A Tongue-Stopper
The Ancient Mariner
Pilloried in Print
Petrified Truth
Chapter LI
267(6)
A Fresh ``Cub'' at the Wheel
A Valley Storm
Some Remarks on Construction
Sock and Buskin
The Man Who Never Played Hamlet
I Got Thirsty
Sunday Statistics
Chapter LII
273(10)
I Collar an Idea
A Graduate of Harvard
A Penitent Thief
His Story in the Pulpit
Something Symmetrical
A Literary Artist
A Model Epistle
Pumps Again Working
The ``Nub'' of the Note
Chapter LIII
283(4)
A Masterly Retreat
A Town at Rest
Boyhood's Pranks
Friends of My Youth
The Refuge for Imbeciles
I Am Presented with My Measure
Chapter LIV
287(6)
A Special Judgment
Celestial Interest
A Night of Agony
Another Bad Attack
I Become Convalescent
I Address a Sunday School
A Model Boy
Chapter LV
293(5)
A Second Generation
A Hundred Thousand Tons of Saddles
A Dark and Dreadful Secret
A Large Family
A Golden-Haired Darling
The Mysterious Cross
My Idol Is Broken
A Bad Season of Chills and Fever
An Interesting Cave
Chapter LVI
298(5)
Perverted History
A Guilty Conscience
A Supposititious Case
A Habit to Be Cultivated
I Drop My Burden
Difference in Time
Chapter LVII
303(5)
A Model Town
A Town That Comes Up to Blow in the Summer
The Scarecrow Dean
Spouting Smoke and Flame
An Atmosphere That Tastes Good
The Sunset Land
Chapter LVIII
308(5)
An Independent Race
Twenty-Four-Hour Towns
Enchanting Scenery
The Home of the Plow
Black Hawk
Fluctuating Securities
A Contrast
Electric Lights
Chapter LIX
313(6)
Indian Traditions and Rattlesnakes
A Three-Ton Word
Chimney Rock
The Panorama Man
A Good Jump
The Undying Head
Peboan and Seegwun
Chapter LX
319(38)
The Head of Navigation
From Roses to Snow
Climatic Vaccination
A Long Ride
Bones of Poverty
The Pioneer of Civilization
Jug of Empire
Siamese Twins
The Sugar-Bush
He Wins His Bride
The Mystery About the Blanket
A City That Is Always a Novelty
Home Again
APPENDIX
A
327(9)
B
336(4)
C
340(4)
D
344(13)
Selected Bibliography 357(3)
A Note on the Text 360

An electronic version of this book is available through VitalSource.

This book is viewable on PC, Mac, iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, and most smartphones.

By purchasing, you will be able to view this book online, as well as download it, for the chosen number of days.

Digital License

You are licensing a digital product for a set duration. Durations are set forth in the product description, with "Lifetime" typically meaning five (5) years of online access and permanent download to a supported device. All licenses are non-transferable.

More details can be found here.

A downloadable version of this book is available through the eCampus Reader or compatible Adobe readers.

Applications are available on iOS, Android, PC, Mac, and Windows Mobile platforms.

Please view the compatibility matrix prior to purchase.