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The Mississippi Is Well Worth Reading About |
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Instead of Widening Toward Its Mouth, It Grows Narrower |
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It Empties Four Hundred and Six Million Tons of Mud |
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It Was First Seen in 1542 |
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It Is Older Than Some Pages in European History |
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Older Than the Atlantic Coast |
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La Salle Thinks He Will Take a Hand |
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La Salle Again Appears, and So Does a Catfish |
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Some Indian Paintings Are Seen on the Rocks |
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``The Father of Waters'' Does Not Flow into the Pacific |
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Some Curious Performances |
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Natchez, or the Site of It, Is Approached |
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Coal Fleets and Timber Rafts |
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Ground and Lofty Tumbling |
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I Give an Account of Myself |
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25 | (4) |
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29 | (4) |
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33 | (6) |
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39 | (6) |
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Cottonwoods and Plum Point |
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45 | (5) |
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50 | (6) |
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56 | (5) |
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61 | (6) |
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67 | (5) |
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72 | (7) |
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79 | (6) |
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Two-Hundred-and-Fifty-Dollar Speed |
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New Pilots Undermining the Pilots' Association |
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The Railroads and the War |
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95 | (9) |
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104 | (6) |
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He Confuses His Creditors |
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Will Pay Them Alphabetically |
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110 | (5) |
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Where Did You Get Them Shoes? |
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115 | (4) |
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I Have an Audience with the Captain |
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119 | (5) |
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They Stand to Their Posts |
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124 | (1) |
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I Become a Jack-of-All-Trades |
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124 | (7) |
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The Young Man Is Discouraged |
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131 | (3) |
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Young Ladies and Russia-Leather Bags |
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134 | (5) |
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I Receive Some Information |
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139 | (5) |
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The Devil's Oven and Table |
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Thirty Years on the River |
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Sunday Schools and Brick Masons |
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144 | (6) |
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Tourists and Their Notebooks |
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Hon. Charles Augustus Murray's Sentiment |
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Captain Marryat's Sensations |
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Alexander Mackay's Feelings |
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155 | (7) |
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The Commission Men and Theories |
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162 | (8) |
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Getting Rid of Witenesses |
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I Get a New Suit of Clothes |
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170 | (6) |
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A World of Misinformation |
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176 | (13) |
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Cast-Iron German and Flexible English |
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Red Paint and White Paper |
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A Look of Surprise and Triumph |
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Tbe Muffled Gurgle of a Mocking Laugh |
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How Strangely Things Happen |
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189 | (4) |
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Where the Prettiest Girl Used to Live |
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193 | (4) |
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A Place Where There Was No License |
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A Cotton Planter's Estimate |
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197 | (1) |
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198 | (7) |
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A Ton of Iron and No Glass |
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Vicksburg versus the Gold Dust |
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A Narrative in Anticipation |
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205 | (5) |
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The Professor Spins a Yarn |
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Loading Beeves at Acapulco |
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He Doesn't Care for the Gores |
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210 | (1) |
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The Gold Dust Explodes Her Boilers |
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211 | (5) |
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Best Dwellings and Their Furniture |
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Pantalettes and Conch Shells |
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Sugar-Candy Rabbits and Photographs |
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Horsehair Sofas and Snuffers |
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Rag Carpets and Bridal Chambers |
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216 | (5) |
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Oleomargarine versus Butter |
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Olive Oil versus Cottonseed |
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The Answer Was Not Caught |
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221 | (5) |
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226 | (3) |
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The Approaches to New Orleans |
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Journalistic Achievements |
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229 | (3) |
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232 | (3) |
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Mrs. O'Flaherty Goes One Better |
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Six Hundred for a Good Case |
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235 | (6) |
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French and Spanish Parts of the City |
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Mr. Cable and the Ancient Quarter |
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241 | (7) |
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248 | (3) |
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251 | (2) |
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The Children Disappointed |
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Mr. Cable and Jean-ah Poquelin |
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An Impossible Combination |
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The Owner Materializes--and Protests |
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Tight Curls and Springy Steps |
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A Place Where there Are No Butchers or Plumbers |
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258 | (5) |
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Men Who Stick to Their Posts |
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263 | (4) |
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267 | (6) |
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A Fresh ``Cub'' at the Wheel |
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Some Remarks on Construction |
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The Man Who Never Played Hamlet |
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273 | (10) |
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283 | (4) |
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I Am Presented with My Measure |
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287 | (6) |
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I Address a Sunday School |
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293 | (5) |
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A Hundred Thousand Tons of Saddles |
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A Dark and Dreadful Secret |
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A Bad Season of Chills and Fever |
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298 | (5) |
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303 | (5) |
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A Town That Comes Up to Blow in the Summer |
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An Atmosphere That Tastes Good |
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308 | (5) |
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313 | (6) |
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Indian Traditions and Rattlesnakes |
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319 | (38) |
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The Pioneer of Civilization |
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The Mystery About the Blanket |
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A City That Is Always a Novelty |
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APPENDIX |
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327 | (9) |
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336 | (4) |
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340 | (4) |
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344 | (13) |
Selected Bibliography |
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357 | (3) |
A Note on the Text |
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