Shite's Unoriginal Miscellany

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Format: Trade Paper
Pub. Date: 2003-11-01
Publisher(s): Michael O'Mara Books
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Table of Contents

Readers' opinions of this book
5(8)
Ten questions that should be answered
13(1)
Abandoned trade names for instant mashed potatoes
13(1)
Really stupid crooks
14(1)
The Operations of Folding a Cat
15(1)
Ordinary fruits
16(1)
Ordinary vegetables
16(1)
Memorable song titles
16(1)
Ways to end a romance
17(1)
Soups
17(1)
Some unusual pets
17(1)
A few little hints
18(1)
Top ten parts of the body
19(1)
Interesting laws
19(1)
Random New York subway stations
19(1)
Truly stupid signs
20(1)
Days of the week
20(1)
Exciting countries
20(1)
How to recognize the facial expressions of others
21(1)
Suicide: seven ways to do it and what they do to you
21(1)
Ten types of wood with unusual names, and where it grows
22(1)
Names to call a pet bird
23(1)
Years in which Friday the 13th falls in a January
23(1)
Twelve interesting engine types
23(1)
Showing the parts of the sheep and pig
24(1)
Things to do with a log
25(1)
Things to train a snake to do
25(1)
Cumulative effects of alcohol on the system
25(1)
Graffiti
26(1)
Formal modes of address
26(1)
Personal `encounter' ads explained
27(1)
Test for masculinity I
27(1)
The Foot-in-Mouth Alphabet
28(3)
Some songs featuring numbers
31(1)
Little known cigar-lovers
31(1)
Five silly Irish place names
31(1)
Seven films in which chess has featured
32(1)
American presidents who were impeached
32(1)
Mankind when young
33(1)
Language of chess
33(1)
Flowerpots
33(1)
Some Star Trek races and civilizations
34(2)
Cat-carrying Communists
36(1)
Things that have been found in food, 1921--36
37(1)
Extinct motorcycles
37(1)
Unpopular wedding anthems
38(1)
Not really popular boys' names
38(1)
Not really popular girls' names
38(1)
Self-defense
39(1)
Ten notable sieges
40(1)
Most popular styles of camouflage print for fashion clothing
40(1)
Twenty unusual dance names
41(1)
Planets of the solar system and their root meanings
41(1)
Ten noted dead opera singers
41(1)
Types of shirt
42(1)
Some prosimians (and related animals)
42(1)
Lighting a candle under difficulties
42(1)
Test for masculinity II
43(1)
Horse operas
43(1)
Irish operas
43(1)
Popular envelopes
43(1)
Phrases to avoid when employing pre-nineteenth-century typography
44(1)
Ordering breakfast
44(1)
Orders of angels
44(1)
Ten things to do with mashed potatoes
45(1)
Portmanteau words
45(1)
Group names (with the type of group first)
46(1)
Maxims for life I
47(1)
Types of firework
47(1)
Facial types
48(1)
Colors - including those you didn't know existed
49(1)
American presidents who have served two non-consecutive terms
49(1)
A selection of Doctor Who monsters
50(1)
Five Scotch words for geographical details
50(1)
Really stupid aircraft names
51(1)
Unfashionable boys' names
51(1)
Games
51(1)
Some things you (probably) didn't know about plants
52(1)
Some retired hurricanes
53(1)
Top Ten FBI most-wanted people as at Friday, 27 June 2003
54(1)
Twenty fish you may not have heard of
55(1)
Five unusual types of chessmen
55(1)
Famous last words?
56(1)
Dips, dressings, sauces
57(1)
Popular pizza toppings
57(1)
Ten amusing catchphrases beginning with the word `go'
58(1)
Ten interesting snakes and their binomials
59(1)
Top ten mistakes in web design in the mid-nineties before things got funkier
60(1)
Some notable lighthouses
61(1)
Carrying a large flat parcel
61(1)
Modern proverbs
62(1)
Some notable cider apples
62(1)
Little-known works by popular authors
63(1)
Prominent Basils
63(1)
Wars with stupid names
63(1)
Some titles of books and plays featuring numbers
64(1)
Films by numbers
64(1)
Some useful spells to send by text message
65(1)
Rodent's Review
65(1)
Dog operas
65(1)
Well-known names that changed
66(1)
Five silly presidential middle names
66(1)
Some parts of a ship or boat
67(1)
Skipping rhyme
67(1)
Some common abbreviations for txt msgs
68(1)
Top nine internet scams
68(1)
How to miss an animal
69(1)
Names of pop groups
69(1)
Some fascinating grammatical and linguistic terms
70(1)
Extinct Scotch and Irish clans
71(1)
Words to be avoided in genteel conversation
71(1)
How to miss a bird
72(1)
Shapes of lenses
72(1)
Things to say very loudly from the stalls during theatrical performances
73(1)
Degrees of sliminess (the `Bragg Scale')
73(1)
Rarely used murder weapons
73(1)
A cheat's guide to literature
74(6)
Some ways to eat eggs
80(1)
Some ways to tie hair
80(1)
Household pests
81(1)
Health matters
81(1)
Ways of escaping attacks from wild animals (probably)
82(1)
Devices for jogging the memory
83(1)
Unusual/unfortunate place names in Britain
84(1)
American presidents who were never elected to office
84(1)
Electromagnetic waves
85(1)
Interesting things about New Zealand
85(1)
A good wife's guide 1955
86(1)
Confident towns in the USA
86(1)
Silly sausages
87(1)
Movies featuring transport
87(1)
Contemporary operas
87(1)
US towns that encourage eating
88(1)
US towns lacking self-esteem
88(1)
Some common emoticons
88(1)
Some tractors and combine harvesters
89(1)
Seven things you can never quite remember
89(1)
Five sequels that never were
89(1)
The Right Way of Doing Things
90(1)
Maxims for life II
91(1)
War-comic expressions
92(1)
War-comic terms for enemy and allied soldiers
92(1)
Twenty-one notable dead engineers
92(1)
Useful Latin phrases for tourists
93(1)
Ten companies that changed their names to achieve success
93(1)
Twenty pairs of great lovers in fiction and in life
94(1)
Rare or curious names for bars
94(1)
People-loving towns in the USA
94(1)
Some leading dead film directors
95(1)
Obscure royal appointments
95(1)
Signals used in umpiring cricket
96(1)
Five euphemisms for death
96(1)
Scotch place names
97(1)
French aviation terms used in English
97(1)
Some words and phrases which need no further explanation
97(1)
Safety gloves
97(1)
Twelve things to do to obtain privacy on a train
98(1)
Twelve rare breeds of dog
98(1)
Some boring schools and theories
99(1)
US states beginning with C or M
99(1)
Twenty-one things a gentleman should never do
100(1)
Degrees of sycophancy (The `Fawsley Scale')
100(1)
Some Yup'ik Eskimo (Central Alaskan Eskimo) words relating to snow
101(1)
Culinary terms for posers
102(1)
Twelve answers that should be questioned
103(1)
US state capitals which share names with minor celebrities
103(1)
Cooking methods as seen on television
104(1)
Points of table etiquette
105(1)
Prime numbers whose individual digits add up to
106(1)
Personal weapons
106(1)
Buffyisms
107(1)
Some intriguing surgical operations
107(1)
Medical professionals' abbreviations (the ones patients don't usually see)
108(1)
Seven marriages made in heaven
109(1)
Some practical hints
110(1)
Doctor Who assistants
111(1)
Ten places not in Texas
112(1)
Exceptionally simple palindromes
112(1)
Most popular missing persons
112(1)
Food lovers
112(1)
Uncommon expressions for everyday social use I
113(1)
Words prefixed or suffixed `royal' that are not connected with the British royal family
113(1)
Memorable movie lines
114(1)
Things not to say to your mother on her birthday
115(1)
`Their name liveth for evermore' I
115(1)
Contemporary collective nouns
116(1)
Multiple negatives
116(1)
`Their name liveth for evermore' II
117(1)
Strange place names in the USA and Canada
117(1)
Elvis sightings
118(1)
Famous miscellaneous Belgians
119(1)
Radical building materials
119(1)
`Do you come here often?' and other opening gambits
119(1)
Mafia nicknames
120(1)
New Zealand inventions
121(1)
Safety first
122(1)
Tough guys with names like wimps
123(1)
Four other things that happened on the fourth of July
123(1)
Ten films featuring public thoroughfares
124(1)
Ten films featuring rabbits
124(1)
Countries whose names begin and end with the same letter
124(1)
Uncommon expressions for everyday social use II
125(1)
Ten things to take on vacation
125(1)
Some common types of cone
125(1)
An alphabetical poem
126(1)
Five obsolete euphemisms for naughty bits of the body
126(1)
Five English ways of saying `you are a stupid ass'
127(1)
The semaphore alphabet
127(1)
Exceptionally dull dates
128(1)
Fashionable diseases and ailments
128(1)
Websites offering Canadian trivia
129(1)
Flopped books and film sequels
129(1)
Useful `Franglais' phrases (as spoken in northern Ontario)
130(1)
Head divisions
131(1)
Websites offering New Zealand trivia
131(1)
Famous Belgian inventors
132(1)
Maxims for life III
132(1)
Buoys used by various nations
133(1)
Some useful knots, hitches, etc. for commuters
134(1)
Some other useful knots and hitches
135(1)
The lawyer's an ass
136(1)
Notorious cereal killers
137(1)
Things they may wish they had never said
138(1)
Popular assault rifles
139(1)
Words deriving from alleged national or regional characteristics
139(1)
Movie titles involving animals/birds
140(1)
Cat words
140(1)
The Seven Ages of Man (according to Shakespeare)
141(1)
Or, to put it another way
141(1)
Magazines for specialist interests
141(1)
Movie titles involving cities
142(1)
Aircraft engines named after birds and animals (some mythical)
142(1)
Maxims for life IV
142(1)
Some titles taken from Shakespeare
143(1)
Three-letter animals
143(1)
Some useful statistics
144(1)
Sixteen sheep breeds you may not have heard of
144(1)
Famous people with pseudonyms
145(1)
How to satisfy a woman
146(1)
How to satisfy a man
146(1)
Working movie titles
146(1)
Some words beginning with over
146(1)
Not wildly popular sea captains
147(1)
Ten three-letter words involving movement
147(1)
Twelve common misquotations
148(1)
Expressions of deep gloom
148(1)
Four exercises to help reduce a double chin
149(1)
Words which have entered the language and the dictionary in the twenty-first century
149(1)
Phrases spoken by parrots
150(1)
Count your sins
150(1)
Important lessons to learn from the movies
151(1)
Good advice
152(1)
Unlikely facts
152(1)
Famous people with first names and surnames that begin with the same letter
153(1)
Famous people with surnames that are first names
154(1)
Famous people whose names begin with `H' who are known by the one name
154(1)
Famous people whose names begin with `S' who are known by the one name
154(1)
Ten famous brothers
155(1)
The longest one-syllable words in the English language
155(1)
Some Latin swear words
155(1)
Well-known bungee-jumping sites
156(1)
Fingernails
156(1)
Cookies
157(1)
Strategic management bible
157(1)
Office jargon
158(1)
Terms of endearment
158(1)
A first-aid kit for dogs
159(1)
Some of the commonest words in the English language
159(1)
And now
159(1)
Index 160

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