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| 1989 |
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Grandchildren Make You Rich |
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1 | (2) |
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3 | (3) |
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Back Home for the Hollidays |
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6 | (2) |
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8 | (2) |
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10 | (8) |
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For Boys, It's Girls Over Ethics Every Time |
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18 | (2) |
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The School That Thrives on Sex |
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20 | (5) |
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The Tiger Jones of Footwear |
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25 | (2) |
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That Good-Tastin', Fine East Texas Muscadine Wine |
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27 | (4) |
| 1990 |
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Love Versus Oedipus Wrecks |
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31 | (2) |
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Mind Who You Shun: They Might Get Famous |
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33 | (2) |
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Big Splash in the Panhandle |
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35 | (3) |
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38 | (2) |
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Big Shots Get Special Treatment---Pass It On |
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40 | (2) |
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The Man Who Lives on Weather |
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42 | (2) |
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The Graduation of a Drop-Out |
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44 | (3) |
| 1991 |
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47 | (3) |
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50 | (2) |
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52 | (2) |
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Handicapped Parking Space Addicts |
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54 | (2) |
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Will There Be Life After Bingo |
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56 | (2) |
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Elvis and My Little Darlin's |
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58 | (2) |
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You Can't Go Home Again But You Can Bike to Grandview |
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60 | (3) |
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63 | (4) |
| 1992 |
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The Warren Beatty of Dogs |
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67 | (3) |
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Shut Up and Watch Television |
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70 | (3) |
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73 | (2) |
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The Michael DeBakey of Machinery |
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75 | (3) |
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The Ghost of Christmas Future is Orange and Glows in the Dark |
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78 | (3) |
| 1993 |
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81 | (2) |
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83 | (2) |
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The Fender Skirt King of Texas |
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85 | (3) |
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Spitting Against the Wind of Change or The Town That Sprays Together Stays Together |
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88 | (2) |
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Topping Out on the Ground Floor |
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90 | (2) |
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92 | (2) |
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Horned Toads and Politicians |
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94 | (2) |
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96 | (2) |
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The General and the Teenage Queens |
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98 | (2) |
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100 | (2) |
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102 | (3) |
| 1994 |
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Better to Reign in Hell Than Need a Car Part |
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105 | (5) |
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The Great Midlothian Sawdust War |
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110 | (2) |
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112 | (2) |
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114 | (2) |
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The Double-Dog Days of August |
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116 | (3) |
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Football---That's the Ticket |
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119 | (2) |
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There's a Past in My Future |
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121 | (4) |
| 1995 |
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I Left My Parts in Oklahoma |
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125 | (3) |
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128 | (2) |
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130 | (3) |
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How Small Was My Classroom |
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133 | (2) |
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135 | (4) |
| 1996 |
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139 | (3) |
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Don't Be a Fool, Stay in School |
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142 | (2) |
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144 | (2) |
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Whiners Never Die, They Just Grumble Away |
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146 | (2) |
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148 | (3) |
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151 | (2) |
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153 | (4) |
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| 1997 |
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157 | (2) |
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159 | (2) |
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161 | (3) |
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164 | (2) |
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I Just Don't Want the Fax, Ma'am |
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166 | (2) |
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168 | (1) |
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There's a Clicker in Raymond's Drawers |
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169 | (3) |
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Shepherds Abiding in the Lawns |
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172 | (3) |
| 1998 |
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175 | (2) |
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177 | (3) |
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What's a Three-Letter Word Meaning Anger |
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180 | (3) |
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The Jilting of Katherine Anne Porter |
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183 | (1) |
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We're Geezers But Not Wheezers |
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184 | (2) |
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186 | (3) |
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In the Beginning Was the Word But the Word Now is Profits |
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189 | (2) |
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Rockport's Guru of Granite |
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191 | (6) |
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197 | (3) |
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200 | (2) |
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202 | (2) |
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Those Small Town Weird Investment Blues |
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204 | (2) |
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Touring the Cataract Factory |
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206 | (3) |
| 1999 |
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Upon What Meat Doth This Our Geezer Feed |
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209 | (2) |
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211 | (3) |
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214 | (2) |
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Gainesville's Big Jungle Man |
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216 | (5) |
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Give Me That Old Time Mythology |
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221 | (2) |
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Give Me All Your Dismembered Men |
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223 | (2) |
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The Little Trolleys That Might Could |
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225 | (2) |
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227 | (2) |
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229 | (2) |
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231 | (2) |
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The Hieroglyphics of Spanky |
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233 | (1) |
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Rounding Up the Usual Suspects |
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234 | (2) |
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Getting a Railroad Town Back on Track |
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236 | (6) |
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242 | (2) |
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Fort Worth's Man of Letters |
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244 | (3) |
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